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Thread: Quiet Around Here

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    Re: Quiet Around Here

    Quote Originally Posted by Al Fowler View Post
    Im about to puke.

    Ive been talking to a cow with a brown patch over its right eye.....it didnt say much other that stare at me and not more.
    So since it didnt eat the grass i offfered it, i climbed in the flield and ate it myself.
    Wasnt very nice so i climbed out again and spat it out
    Ungrateful cow, oh well i'll enjoy it on my p;late on day.
    Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye.
    You ok Al?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Fowler View Post
    You ok Al?
    Not reallly.
    I've got to be up at 7 and i dearnt go to bed because as soon as my head hits the pillow i'll puke so i duno what to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Fowler View Post
    Not reallly.
    I've got to be up at 7 and i dearnt go to bed because as soon as my head hits the pillow i'll puke so i duno what to do.
    Oh well, did you have a good night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Fowler View Post
    Oh well, did you have a good night?
    Yes sir-e.


    I was first on thr dance floor, and last off it.


    I danced so hard my knees hurt.
    Amen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Fowler View Post
    Yes sir-e.


    I was first on thr dance floor, and last off it.


    I danced so hard my knees hurt.
    Amen.
    You still up?
    Poacher turned game-keeper

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    Re: Quiet Around Here

    Did Al just have a conversation with himself there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by southernsoftie View Post
    Did Al just have a conversation with himself there?
    It would seem a certain high level of alcohol may have been circulating his system at the time!

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    Re: Quiet Around Here

    Quote Originally Posted by ukhursty View Post
    It would seem a certain high level of alcohol may have been circulating his system at the time!
    Arrr the youth of today.

    Hope you enjoyed it Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stagger View Post
    Arrr the youth of today.

    Hope you enjoyed it Al
    Hmmm, think young Al needs a girlfriend............or not

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    Re: Quiet Around Here

    Women weaken legs

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