Alive....just!

The Met Office and Met check should be sacked! They were both totally wrong!
The gales blew all night long so no fat cubans got out.

If anyone wants a punch-up, just sidle up to a forumite who did B class and say 'Day 2, checkpoint 9' .........and run away, fast!

I now officially have trench foot. The WORST underfoot conditions it has ever, in my 23 years of fell running, been privileged to experience.