I couldn't leave Derby Tup out, but I promise this'll be my last.
DT, who runs for Wharfedale
Went to China, or so goes the tale
Flew BA first class
Nicked a fine champagne glass
And was deported by second class mail
I couldn't leave Derby Tup out, but I promise this'll be my last.
DT, who runs for Wharfedale
Went to China, or so goes the tale
Flew BA first class
Nicked a fine champagne glass
And was deported by second class mail
Dare we try again?Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill
I'd forgotten about that. Despite your valiant efforts to keep us all in line it all got well out of hand.Very funny though.
noooo.....don't stop!!! It's very entertaining and I am just trying to find words to rhyme with Kendal and Howgill.I'm reading between the lines and getting the message "for God's sake please stop!"
ps I couldn't get the poem generator to work and I'm a bit disappointed as I put in lots of surreal keywords plus some interesting body parts.
You know I need little encouragement, so I'll carry on! Just need the next victim, sorry, subject.
Send me the list and I'll stick them in.
where's the poem generator and isn't that cheating
http://www.links2love.com/poem_generator.htmwhere's the poem generator and isn't that cheating
ooo did you say encore?and today's prize for the best limerick goes jointly to Old Whippet and Harry H Howgill....clap, clap, clap, speech speeech, encore....
Excellent work chaps!
Old Whippet - a fell running Hound
Goes out with a leap and a bound
O'er streams and ghylls
Mountains and hills
And some day the Bob Graham round.
Ok Ok that's all.
I think today, we've had domestic violence, dessicated love unfulfilled, pastoral delights, other stuff i can't remember as well as a flurry of limericks.
What a place this poetry corner is. Just wished that more words rhymed with whippet.
Words and phrases that rhyme with whippet: (139 results)
1 syllable:
bit, brit, britt, chit, fit, fitt, flit, get, grit, hit, hitt, kit, kitt, knit, lit, litt, mitt, nit, pit, pitt, plitt, pritt, quit, ritt, schlitt, schmidt, schmit, schmitt, sit, skit, slit, smit, spit, split, splitt, stitt, tit, tritt, vitt, whit, whitt, wit, witt, witte, writ, zit
2 syllables:
acquit, admit, a bit, barritt, bar bit, base hit, befit, blade bit, blue tit, boblitt, bore bit, burditt, bush tit, clampitt, commit, core bit, cross bit, curb bit, davitt, devitt, dewitt, dewitte, douthit, douthitt, drill bit, emit, gillett, gill slit, it-wit, laffitte, lafitte, legit, mcnitt, mess kit, omit, permit, politte, presplit, refit, remit, rock bit, savitt, spade bit, stock split, stone pit, submit, tar pit, the pit, tool kit, transmit, twist bit, unfit, whole kit
3 syllables:
baseball mitt, bit by bit, brace and bit, center bit, centre bit, closely knit, double knit, drilling bit, hawk and spit, holy writ, loosely knit, mit, mother wit, pilot bit, readmit, recommit, resubmit, reverse split, roller bit, sewing kit, take a hit, the least bit, throw a fit, tightly knit, toilet kit, travel kit, work permit
4 syllables:
banana quit, banana split, building permit, carpenter's kit, every bit, expansion bit, expansive bit, judicial writ, liberty chit, lickety split, orchestra pit, parity bit, reverse stock split
All's fair in love and poetrywhere's the poem generator and isn't that cheating
This dog that we know as whippet
Stuck to poetry just like a limpet,
But out on the fells,
Life wasn't so swell:
He went down like a cheap backstreet strumpet.
Sorry, best I could do.(Look ma, no generators!
Last edited by southernsoftie; 13-11-2009 at 12:12 AM.
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