I was going to answer this earlier but last night daughter spilt orange juice in to key board.!!!!Only just got the spare out now.Originally Posted by Penguin
1)Run with Tall Paul
2)Assume the position!! Kneel down put your hands on your knees put your head as low as possible..... and kiss you ass good bye.
Actually this will help as any strike will now travel the line of least resistance so will travel from your rear down your legs and away from vital organs. I wouldn't advise trying it though.
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