This is becoming quite a crowd - I'm lots better one-on-one. (as a disturbingly large number of potential attendees can testify) Oh dear.
To matters slightly less embarrassing. I may need to share a shower with somebody. You see, I'm coming direct from home but its too far to go back for a shower and change and still make the pub/curry/club/park bench/somebodies back seat etc. So, can I please share a shower with somebody?
This is a genuine request, honest. Best not Tom or Al tho because irate Mothers can be very unreasonable
