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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    Neil Rollinson
    Featherlite

    Waste not, want not you say as you
    wring the last drops, the way
    you'd get the dregs of the Burgundy
    out of a wine box. You swallow the lot
    like an epicure, a woman who hasn't drunk
    for weeks. I see the tongue curl
    in your mouth, your lips sticky and opalescent
    as it runs down your throat.
    An elixir, that's what you call it,
    your multi-mineral and vitamin supplement:
    amino acids, glucose, fructose, vitamin B12
    (essential for vegetarians), vitamin C,
    magnesium, calcium, potassium,
    and one third of the recommended
    daily dose of zinc. You wipe your chin
    with a finger, and put the tip to your tongue.
    The taste is acquired; like whisky,
    and anchovies, you develop a passion.
    It's an aphrodisiac more efficacious
    than rhino horn, or Spanish Fly,
    it's delicious, you say, as you grab my hair,
    and push your salty tongue in my mouth.

    This poem has to be kept under wraps!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    You are off looking at classy poetry web sites, and I've ended up reading drunken sea shanties. I won't trouble you with any, and I'll change my tack me hearties. Aaaarggh Jimm Laaad
    I like drunken sea shanties...go on HHH, post a sea shanty...you know you want to...go on, go on, go on.

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    I've gone blind!

    Quote Originally Posted by XRunner View Post
    Featherlite

    Waste not, want not you say as you
    wring the last drops, the way
    you'd get the dregs of the Burgundy
    out of a wine box. You swallow the lot
    like an epicure, a woman who hasn't drunk
    for weeks. I see the tongue curl
    in your mouth, your lips sticky and opalescent
    as it runs down your throat.
    An elixir, that's what you call it,
    your multi-mineral and vitamin supplement:
    amino acids, glucose, fructose, vitamin B12
    (essential for vegetarians), vitamin C,
    magnesium, calcium, potassium,
    and one third of the recommended
    daily dose of zinc. You wipe your chin
    with a finger, and put the tip to your tongue.
    The taste is acquired; like whisky,
    and anchovies, you develop a passion.
    It's an aphrodisiac more efficacious
    than rhino horn, or Spanish Fly,
    it's delicious, you say, as you grab my hair,
    and push your salty tongue in my mouth.

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    How utterly gorgeous is this? Oh my golly gosh it is wonderful..one to keep and bring out for those "special" occassions...anyway i could bloody murder a glass of wine after all of this...pah! ...i hope you two aren't drinking, that's just not fair!


    I liked all of this poem but particularly these bits

    Wine
    stirs the spring, happiness
    bursts through the earth like a plant,
    walls crumble,
    and rocky cliffs,
    chasms close,
    as song is born.

    Let the wine pitcher
    add to the kiss of love its own.

    oh and the really saucy verse...

    this is the tamest bit of that one....
    ...your navel is a chaste seal
    stamped on the vessel of your belly,
    your love an inexhaustible
    cascade of wine,
    light that illuminates my senses,
    the earthly splendor of life.

    beautiful just beautiful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    I like drunken sea shanties...go on HHH, post a sea shanty...you know you want to...go on, go on, go on.


    It’s all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
    It’s all gone for beer and tobacco
    Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
    And across the western ocean I must wander

    Where are me boots, me noggy noggy boots?
    They’ve all gone for beer and tobacco
    The leather’s all worn out and the soles are all worn out
    And my toes are looking out for better weather

    Where is me shirt, me noggy noggy shirt? / It’s…
    The collar’s all worn out and the front is kicked about
    And my tails are looking out for better weather

    Where is me bed, me noggy noggy bed? / It’s…
    I loant it to a whore and now it’s all a-wore
    And the springs are looking out for better weather

    Where is me wench, me noggy noggy wench? / She’s…
    Her lips is all worn out and her front is kicked about
    And her tail is looking out for better weather

    Where is me man, me noggy noggy man? / He’s…
    Well he spends all his time with the women and the wine
    So I think that I shall push him over yonder

    Where is me whore, me noggy noggy whore? / She’s…
    Well it’s her I want to lay, but she says I cannot pay
    So my whore is looking out for richer sailors

    [this time only]
    It’s all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
    It’s all gone for beer and tobacco
    Well I spent all me loot in a house of ill repute
    And I think that I shall go back there tomorrow

    I feel sick in the head and I haven’t been to bed
    Since first I came ashore with me plunder
    I’ve seen centipedes and snakes, and I’m full of pains and aches
    And I think that I shall push out over yonder

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    Quote Originally Posted by XRunner View Post
    Featherlite :

    Waste not, want not you say as you
    wring the last drops, the way
    you'd get the dregs of the Burgundy
    out of a wine box. You swallow the lot
    like an epicure, a woman who hasn't drunk
    for weeks. I see the tongue curl
    in your mouth, your lips sticky and opalescent
    as it runs down your throat.
    An elixir, that's what you call it,
    your multi-mineral and vitamin supplement:
    amino acids, glucose, fructose, vitamin B12
    (essential for vegetarians), vitamin C,
    magnesium, calcium, potassium,
    and one third of the recommended
    daily dose of zinc. You wipe your chin
    with a finger, and put the tip to your tongue.
    The taste is acquired; like whisky,
    and anchovies, you develop a passion.
    It's an aphrodisiac more efficacious
    than rhino horn, or Spanish Fly,
    it's delicious, you say, as you grab my hair,
    and push your salty tongue in my mouth.

    This poem has to be kept under wraps!
    Cor blimey...that's a change of tack, I'll just reach for my erotic poetry tome. I just got told off for using to many little faces...there wasn't actually one that showed blushing shock coupled with a mischievous grin anyway.

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    I've gone blind!
    Just as well

    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Quinn TLS
    The Spanish fly of Neil Rollinson's title is the name of a dried beetle which was once considered an aphrodisiac, and it will come as no surprise that this second collection has many poems about sex; also present are the themes of science and drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    How utterly gorgeous is this? Oh my golly gosh it is wonderful..one to keep and bring out for those "special" occassions...anyway i could bloody murder a glass of wine after all of this...pah! ...i hope you two aren't drinking, that's just not fair!


    I liked all of this poem but particularly these bits

    Wine
    stirs the spring, happiness
    bursts through the earth like a plant,
    walls crumble,
    and rocky cliffs,
    chasms close,
    as song is born.

    Let the wine pitcher
    add to the kiss of love its own.

    oh and the really saucy verse...

    this is the tamest bit of that one....
    ...your navel is a chaste seal
    stamped on the vessel of your belly,
    your love an inexhaustible
    cascade of wine,
    light that illuminates my senses,
    the earthly splendor of life.

    beautiful just beautiful!
    It is lovely isn't it...almost cracked open a bottle but have too much to do tomorrow so I'm on the rooibos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XRunner View Post
    Featherlite

    Waste not, want not you say as you
    wring the last drops, the way
    you'd get the dregs of the Burgundy
    out of a wine box. You swallow the lot
    like an epicure, a woman who hasn't drunk
    for weeks. I see the tongue curl
    in your mouth, your lips sticky and opalescent
    as it runs down your throat.
    An elixir, that's what you call it,
    your multi-mineral and vitamin supplement:
    amino acids, glucose, fructose, vitamin B12
    (essential for vegetarians), vitamin C,
    magnesium, calcium, potassium,
    and one third of the recommended
    daily dose of zinc. You wipe your chin
    with a finger, and put the tip to your tongue.
    The taste is acquired; like whisky,
    and anchovies, you develop a passion.
    It's an aphrodisiac more efficacious
    than rhino horn, or Spanish Fly,
    it's delicious, you say, as you grab my hair,
    and push your salty tongue in my mouth.

    This poem has to be kept under wraps!
    very clever x runner i don't know how you do these things... i really like neil rollinson...if you think this one is to be kept under wraps try "fruit"....don't think you can get it on google so you will all have to buy spanish fly won't ya!!!!

    http://www.neilrollinson.com/hyper.htm
    Last edited by freckle; 25-11-2009 at 11:21 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    It’s all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
    It’s all gone for beer and tobacco
    Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
    And across the western ocean I must wander

    Where are me boots, me noggy noggy boots?
    They’ve all gone for beer and tobacco
    The leather’s all worn out and the soles are all worn out
    And my toes are looking out for better weather

    Where is me shirt, me noggy noggy shirt? / It’s…
    The collar’s all worn out and the front is kicked about
    And my tails are looking out for better weather

    Where is me bed, me noggy noggy bed? / It’s…
    I loant it to a whore and now it’s all a-wore
    And the springs are looking out for better weather

    Where is me wench, me noggy noggy wench? / She’s…
    Her lips is all worn out and her front is kicked about
    And her tail is looking out for better weather

    Where is me man, me noggy noggy man? / He’s…
    Well he spends all his time with the women and the wine
    So I think that I shall push him over yonder

    Where is me whore, me noggy noggy whore? / She’s…
    Well it’s her I want to lay, but she says I cannot pay
    So my whore is looking out for richer sailors

    [this time only]
    It’s all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
    It’s all gone for beer and tobacco
    Well I spent all me loot in a house of ill repute
    And I think that I shall go back there tomorrow

    I feel sick in the head and I haven’t been to bed
    Since first I came ashore with me plunder
    I’ve seen centipedes and snakes, and I’m full of pains and aches
    And I think that I shall push out over yonder
    Ha ha...excellent, cheers HHH, I see the tone is getting seriously lower particularly helped by XRunner's attempt to ruin our eyesight and innocence (yeah right!!!)

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