Ummmm

don't want to spoil the tone but....mmmmm....I found this one and after all that 'what does a man....' stuff thought i'd inject (oh dear, very wrong verb) a bit of female perspective, perhaps....
redundant female orgasm
Although the pleasure often is abundant,
the female orgasm is quite redundant,
unlike the male’s, which with ejaculation
redeems the member’s seminal inflation.
It’s very hard, with each vaginal vigil,
to reach a climax in what is vestigial,
so many women are prepared to fake
what they believe is icing on the cake
until they’ve had one, which can make the icing
apparent with a veritable high-sing.
The fact that women do not always climax
when they attempt to make a mini-guy max
is something that for many of them bitter is
until they focus on their tiny clitoris,
because for most of them the verdict’s final:
clitoridal is better than vaginal.
Although that seems to be a fact of life
which mistresses don’t need to know, a wife
should make quite sure she knows about these data,
her lazy man less useful than vibrator.
Gershon Hepner
sorry...but 'unusual poem'...
