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    Quote Originally Posted by merrylegs View Post
    Hey diddle diddle, the cat did a piddle,
    All over the kitchen floor,
    The little dog laughed to see such fun,
    So the cat did a little bit more
    Excellent.

    I just know that X-Runner is out there somewhere and will come and outclass us all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    Or it might have ended up something like this....

    Sun of the sleepless! Petzl Myo XP!
    Whose powerful beam lights all I can see,
    That show'st the darkness thou can dispel,
    How like art thou to joy remember'd well!

    So gleams the headtorch, the light of other days,
    Which shines, and warms with its powerful rays;
    A night-beam splendour watcheth to behold,
    Damn! It went pop. I need a new bulb!
    HHH...you are good...real good boyo!

    A Soliloquy Of The Full Moon, She Being In A Mad Passion

    by Samuel Coleridge

    Now as Heaven is my Lot, they're the Pests of the Nation!
    Wherever they can come
    With clankum and blankum
    'Tis all Botheration, & Hell & Damnation,
    With fun, jeering
    Conjuring
    Sky-staring,
    Loungering,
    And still to the tune of Transmogrification--
    Those muttering
    Spluttering
    Ventriloquogusty
    Poets
    With no Hats
    Or Hats that are rusty.
    They're my Torment and Curse
    And harass me worse
    And bait me and bay me, far sorer I vow
    Than the Screech of the Owl
    Or the witch-wolf's long howl,
    Or sheep-killing Butcher-dog's inward Bow wow
    For me they all spite--an unfortunate Wight.
    And the very first moment that I came to Light
    A Rascal call'd Voss the more to his scandal,
    Turn'd me into a sickle with never a handle.
    A Night or two after a worse Rogue there came,
    The head of the Gang, one Wordsworth by name--
    `Ho! What's in the wind?' 'Tis the voice of a Wizzard!
    I saw him look at me most terribly blue !
    He was hunting for witch-rhymes from great A to Izzard,
    And soon as he'd found them made no more ado
    But chang'd me at once to a little Canoe.
    From this strange Enchantment uncharm'd by degrees
    I began to take courage & hop'd for some Ease,
    When one Coleridge, a Raff of the self-same Banditti
    Past by--& intending no doubt to be witty,
    Because I'd th' ill-fortune his taste to displease,
    He turn'd up his nose,
    And in pitiful Prose
    Made me into the half of a small Cheshire Cheese.
    Well, a night or two past--it was wind, rain & hail--
    And I ventur'd abroad in a thick Cloak & veil--
    But the very first Evening he saw me again
    The last mentioned Ruffian popp'd out of his Den--
    I was resting a moment on the bare edge of Naddle
    I fancy the sight of me turn'd his Brains addle--
    For what was I now?
    A complete Barley-mow
    And when I climb'd higher he made a long leg,
    And chang'd me at once to an Ostrich's Egg--
    But now Heaven be praised in contempt of the Loon,
    I am I myself I, the jolly full Moon.
    Yet my heart is still fluttering--
    For I heard the Rogue muttering--
    He was hulking and skulking at the skirt of a Wood
    When lightly & brightly on tip-toe I stood
    On the long level Line of a motionless Cloud
    And ho! what a Skittle-ground! quoth he aloud
    And wish'd from his heart nine Nine-pins to see
    In brightness & size just proportion'd to me.
    So I fear'd from my soul,
    That he'd make me a Bowl,
    But in spite of his spite
    This was more than his might
    And still Heaven be prais'd! in contempt of the Loon
    I am I myself I, the jolly full Moon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    Excellent.

    I just know that X-Runner is out there somewhere and will come and outclass us all.
    I hope so...I miss X runner ( I am such a sop!!!...someone slap me!)

    MG you just sold that race to me!

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    Er...well it's got MOON in the title...

    The Moonflowers

    It's as if the dark, which had before
    just been context, gave to vulnerability
    a permission, almost: fleshy saucers of
    spilled cream, so many parchment fists,
    unfisting; and now, in pieces, the delicate
    mask of an indifference offered radically
    up against what, each time, seems as
    unthinkable, as unexpected, as when,

    in the long dream of retraction, that sea
    that is finally not a sea, but what else
    to call it, begins again its shifting, and
    though to every push of the will forward
    there's something noble—which is to say,
    something lonely, also—it's too late.


    CARL PHILLIPS
    Am Yisrael Chai

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    If that wasn't drug-induced then I'd be mightily surprised.

    At least he harnessed the power of his rant to good effect.

    I like that, although I'm not sure if it was supposed to be funny!

    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    HHH...you are good...real good boyo!

    A Soliloquy Of The Full Moon, She Being In A Mad Passion

    by Samuel Coleridge

    Now as Heaven is my Lot, they're the Pests of the Nation!
    Wherever they can come
    With clankum and blankum
    'Tis all Botheration, & Hell & Damnation,....................

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    Aaaaaah, a Lonely Moon poem...


    TO THE MOON

    Art thou pale for weariness
    Of climbing heaven and gazing on the earth,
    Wandering companionless
    Among the stars that have a different birth,
    And ever changing, like a Joyless eye
    That finds no object worth its constancy?

    By Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822)
    Am Yisrael Chai

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    The Mermaid’s Wish

    Awaken now, or soon be awoke
    A chariot’s appeared
    Seahorse drawn and mermaid driven
    The fish popped up and peered
    From the sandy sea-shelves
    They watch her graceful dance,
    The princess of the lake
    Eager for amber sunbeams
    Glassy surf won’t penetrate
    To shine on coral kingdoms
    Within the pearly deep
    Her one wish
    On brittle star
    This fairy of the lagoon
    To dance among both stars and shells
    And sing to the man in the moon…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mossdog View Post
    Aaaaaah, a Lonely Moon poem...


    TO THE MOON

    Art thou pale for weariness
    Of climbing heaven and gazing on the earth,
    Wandering companionless
    Among the stars that have a different birth,
    And ever changing, like a Joyless eye
    That finds no object worth its constancy?

    By Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822)
    A nice find Mossy

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by Mossdog View Post
    Aaaaaah, a Lonely Moon poem...


    TO THE MOON

    Art thou pale for weariness
    Of climbing heaven and gazing on the earth,
    Wandering companionless
    Among the stars that have a different birth,
    And ever changing, like a Joyless eye
    That finds no object worth its constancy?

    By Percy Bysshe Shelley (1792-1822)
    beautiful...i am getting a taste for shelley in my old age....


    HHH...yes that earlier poem does look a bit drug induced now you come to mention it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mountain Goatess View Post
    The Mermaid’s Wish

    Awaken now, or soon be awoke
    A chariot’s appeared
    Seahorse drawn and mermaid driven
    The fish popped up and peered
    From the sandy sea-shelves
    They watch her graceful dance,
    The princess of the lake
    Eager for amber sunbeams
    Glassy surf won’t penetrate
    To shine on coral kingdoms
    Within the pearly deep
    Her one wish
    On brittle star
    This fairy of the lagoon
    To dance among both stars and shells
    And sing to the man in the moon…
    ha ha - just saved the moon reference to the very very end.

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