I found a poet called Rory Motion in Oxfam yesterday. (Well a book of his anyway.) He's great, and here's a small taster. He's silly at times which I rather like.
Compromise
So let's stop fightin'
Let's stop bitchin'
We're always arguing the toss
You call it lichen
I call it lichen
Let's call the whole thing moss
and....
Think
Think globally act locally
Think cosmically act stupidly
Bangers, hangers
sausages,
hostages,
frying-pan, captivity.
chipolatas,
tortured martyrs,
grilled, sacrificed.
hes this post is sooooooo funny, it is a joy to wake up to your travel accounts!......Originally Posted by Hes
Hello everyone some good stuff on thread and some funny ones too. I particularly like the sausage one by JF. You sound like your having a real good interesting time Hes and how many people can say that they have been spanked by a monkey !!!. I'm sure i must speak for some others but missing you and see you soon.
yep i is missing her too! well said tri!
oh and i like the sausage one too!
was goin to put auld lang syne up but instead found this by rabbie burns.....top of the morning to ya!
the day returns
The day returns, my bosom burns,
The blissful day we twa did meet:
Tho' winter wild in tempest toil'd,
Ne'er summer-sun was half sae sweet.
Than a' the pride that loads the tide,
And crosses o'er the sultry line;
Than kingly robes, than crowns and globes,
Heav'n gave me more-it made thee mine!
While day and night can bring delight,
Or Nature aught of pleasure give;
While joys above my mind can move,
For thee, and thee alone, I live.
When that grim foe of life below
Comes in between to make us part,
The iron hand that breaks our band,
It breaks my bliss-it breaks my heart!
Initiation.
I watch the sky,
The waters of rebirth pass over me,
In a multitude of shades of vermillion,
Naked i am reborn.
Like the first of my kind,
I let out an ancient roar,
Looking for my first kill i enter the woods,
Something moves adrenalin courses.
I see it moving silently barely breathing,
Nearly there i pounce hacking and slashing,
Screaming like a banshee i anoint myself with its blood,
Lay prostate in front of my master offering him my kill.
By Matt Harmston.
Once again Triple H, you've out done yourself - brilliant, many thanks and you've managed to get a moss reference in too
Am Yisrael Chai
That's so lovely Freckle, I'm going to pass it on to a special friend - many thanks too.
Am Yisrael Chai
Really like the Rabbie and also liked ow's from earlier.
He's really good this guy. I laughed out loud when I read both of them. I'll post some more later.Once again Triple H, you've out done yourself - brilliant, many thanks and you've managed to get a moss reference in too
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