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    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    Ginger biscuits enrobed in dark chocolate...oh...my...god!
    enrobed?.........................................a hem.....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    enrobed?.........................................a hem.....................
    Then I can think about disrobing them by nibbling the chocolate off! Gotta get my kicks somewhere!

    Your poem was 'inspired'! it made me laugh out loud.

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    Re: Today's poet

    Hob-nob? Digestive?
    how to pick your favourite
    Harry toss a coin!

    Poacher turned game-keeper

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    Brilliant
    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    Hold on, hold on!!!! wot about jammy dodgers like!

    Blind date with a biscuit enthuasist

    Malted milk are OK
    Chocolate digestives are here to stay
    But if you want to know the way to my heart
    Give me a jammy dodger from the start

    Hob nobs provide sustenance
    Chocolate bourbons are pretty cool
    But if you want my love baby
    Give my jammy dodgers for my fuel!

    Oh dear...i have OFFICIALLY lost it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!must get some sleep tonight!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    Then I can think about disrobing them by nibbling the chocolate off! Gotta get my kicks somewhere!

    Your poem was 'inspired'! it made me laugh out loud.
    Ginger snap reverie

    Biscuits are lovely
    biscuits are fab
    some melt in the mouth
    but i prefer to nab
    the ginger ones with jackets
    so i can delicately unfold
    their sweet warm loveliness
    sans clothes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    Hob-nob? Digestive?
    how to pick your favourite
    Harry toss a coin!

    Lovely DT...the king is back, the haiku king that is...where is the queen?

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    Re: Today's poet

    Kamala anyone?

    A Losing Battle

    How can my love hold him when the other
    Flaunts a gaudy lust and is lioness
    to his Beast? Men are worthless, to trap them
    Use the cheapest bait of all, but never
    Love, which in a woman must mean tears
    And a silence in the blood

    Kamala Das

    (I would like to point out that the opinions reflected are not mine but that of the authors)

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    Beautiful choice DT!

    But...am I reading this correctly? Treat em, mean keep em keen? You tell them you love them and they run away so you are supposed to be all cool and uncommunicative?
    I'm not sure tbh Hes! I just liked it as it was sad and poignant
    Poacher turned game-keeper

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    Ginger snap reverie

    Biscuits are lovely
    biscuits are fab
    some melt in the mouth
    but i prefer to nab
    the ginger ones with jackets
    so i can delicately unfold
    their sweet warm loveliness
    sans clothes!
    Nothing wrong with eating bsicuits in the buff!

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by Derby Tup View Post
    Hob-nob? Digestive?
    how to pick your favourite
    Harry toss a coin!

    Digestive if its heads,
    Hob nobs if its not.
    Just keep the dodgers from our Freckle
    Cos she'll scoff the bloomin' lot

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