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Thread: Today's poet

  1. #4531
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    Re: Today's poet

    ooooohhhh I am sooo hungry, blooming potato.

    I have a great big appetite
    for what I cannot say
    I long for something filling
    to take the pain away
    it is always on my mind
    there is a constant aching
    I'll have to think of biscuit porn
    while my potato is still baking!

    hee hee

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    Re: Today's poet

    Baked Potato.

    Potatoes are nice when they are baked,
    In cottage cheese and chives they can be caked,
    With butter and baked beans they can be nice,
    Hot chilli con carne full of mexican spice,
    Some people do them in a microwave ping ! ,
    What a terribly stupid ignorant thing,
    These triumphant tubers need treating with respect,
    Place in a hot oven for the greatest effect,
    This is what i do and i never hurry,
    My favourite topping is vegetable curry.

    By Matt Harmston

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    sorry, couldn't resist this ryhming opportunity....

    I've heard that DT is all brawn
    and that Hes likes her quorn
    Brother Harry is at times forlorn
    and Freckle is subject to X runner's scorn
    OW likes to watch the first dawn
    While Tri articulates the voice of the torn
    Old Mossy adores a freshly cut lawn
    Merrylegs is a poet newly born
    What unites this bunch? all tattered and torn?
    Well that's easy innit?
    Biscuit ****

    I'll just get my coat!
    Fantastic Freckle. I've had a glass of wine and can't even string a haiku together!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    ooooohhhh I am sooo hungry, blooming potato.

    I have a great big appetite
    for what I cannot say
    I long for something filling
    to take the pain away
    it is always on my mind
    there is a constant aching
    I'll have to think of biscuit porn
    while my potato is still baking!

    hee hee
    ha ha. Top stuff!

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by tri-mind View Post
    Baked Potato.

    Potatoes are nice when they are baked,
    In cottage cheese and chives they can be caked,
    With butter and baked beans they can be nice,
    Hot chilli con carne full of mexican spice,
    Some people do them in a microwave ping ! ,
    What a terribly stupid ignorant thing,
    These triumphant tubers need treating with respect,
    Place in a hot oven for the greatest effect,
    This is what i do and i never hurry,
    My favourite topping is vegetable curry.

    By Matt Harmston
    I like it TM. Especially the use of the word "ping" Did you quickly realise that "microwave" is a tricky one to rhyme

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    ooooohhhh I am sooo hungry, blooming potato.

    I have a great big appetite
    for what I cannot say
    I long for something filling
    to take the pain away
    it is always on my mind
    there is a constant aching
    I'll have to think of biscuit porn
    while my potato is still baking!

    hee hee
    Ha ha ha ha ha ! that is sooooooo funny...i can feel a new genre coming on......tatty ****...oh dear!

    Tri your effort was much more respectable!

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by Hes View Post
    ooooohhhh I am sooo hungry, blooming potato.

    I have a great big appetite
    for what I cannot say
    I long for something filling
    to take the pain away
    it is always on my mind
    there is a constant aching
    I'll have to think of biscuit porn
    while my potato is still baking!

    hee hee
    Patience madam Hes
    In both love and potatoes
    Do not rush the "ping"

    (With thanks to Tri-Mind for the use of the word "ping")

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    Yes slave and knave cave rave all a bit odd where as ping i think improves the line and gets me out of a hole.

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    Re: Today's poet

    There seems to be an underlying naughtiness creeping in again what with biscuit porn and rushing pings !.

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    Re: Today's poet

    oooh it is ready....oh I'm so excited....right, I'm off to get tucked in but I will be back (with a content, knowing smile on my face ) See you in a bit.xx

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