Quiet Around Here

[mr brightside]

So why not get a two-slice toaster?

Maybe you should look for toast storage solutions - for that extra slice.

Well the other day i was going to use the single slice toaster but sneezed whilst holding the cord and yanked it off the top and bust it on the floor, it was useful for snacky meals so i want another really plus it didn't belong to me. Obviously nobody wants small toastie meals any more as the marketplace is lacking in single slice toasters, you can get a 2 slice for as little as £5.50 but we already have a 2 slice, isn't life difficult...

[noel]

So you already have a 2-slice toaster? I'm a little confused. Can't you use it to make individual sandwiches and mentally off-set the obvious (but very minor) wastage against the saving of not having to buy another toaster and the space saving of not having to have two toasters?

P.S. No update yet on what sort of drugs the poster of the ebay item was on.

[mr brightside]

So you already have a 2-slice toaster? I'm a little confused. Can't you use it to make individual sandwiches and mentally off-set the obvious (but very minor) wastage against the saving of not having to buy another toaster and the space saving of not having to have two toasters?

P.S. No update yet on what sort of drugs the poster of the ebay item was on.

I thought it a bit inconsiderate to break it and not replace it...plus look how cute this one is! Mooo



Look at it's little hooves

[OneHillWonder]

I used to have one of them cow ones It MOO-ED and everything!

[southernsoftie]

Yeah!! Just had my braces removed. My mouth feels weird.

[southernsoftie]

Missing the metallic taste? try sucking on some ball bearings

You telling me to go suck some balls?!?!?

[mr brightside]

You telling me to go suck some balls?!?!?

Sorry Gary i deleted that because i thought it was a bit disrespectful, it must be awful having braces in. How did you quote it so quickly it was on for about 5 seconds?

[Al Fowler]

Sorry Gary i deleted that because i thought it was a bit disrespectful, it must be awful having braces in. How did you quote it so quickly it was on for about 5 seconds?

I broke my braces about 20 times.
I discovered you cant eat.......raw carrots, apples, humbug sweet, you cannot jump out of a tree eating a boiled sweet, licorice, chew somethign like a pen or a pencil.
They said dont chew gum....but i did and it was fine.
They cut your gums and you lose the ability to smile.


I was glad when i got mine off, although it left a notch in one of my front teeth!

[southernsoftie]

Sorry Gary i deleted that because i thought it was a bit disrespectful, it must be awful having braces in. How did you quote it so quickly it was on for about 5 seconds?

Hey not to worry, I thought it was funny - that's why I stuck my tongue out.

I used Quick Quote and must have just timed it so I saw yours just after it was posted.

[southernsoftie]

I broke my braces about 20 times.
I discovered you cant eat.......raw carrots, apples, humbug sweet, you cannot jump out of a tree eating a boiled sweet, licorice, chew somethign like a pen or a pencil.
They said dont chew gum....but i did and it was fine.
They cut your gums and you lose the ability to smile.


I was glad when i got mine off, although it left a notch in one of my front teeth!

Only broke mine once, and the only thing I've not really tried eating has been apples and little pots of nuts and seeds which I used to take to work to nibble on. Crispy pizza crusts, chops, I ate it all. Chewing gum was a bit of a pain though. I'd always accept it from someone then remember after it started wrapping round my wires why I shouldn't.

Got a fixed retainer behind my lower teeth, and getting my removable one for the uppers on Thurs.