Quote Originally Posted by fellboy View Post
chelsea wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with john terry,
his dad deals coke, his mum steals tea,
he cried when he missed a penalty..

chelsea wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with john terry,
he can not shoot and he can't f***ing pass,
but he'll take your mrs right up the a**

"his mum steals tea" ?
I don't read the papers, somebody's going to have to bring me up to speed on this one...