Today's poet

[Old Whippet]

Don't even go there OW.

wise words, son of Zeus!

[Derby Tup]

Ha ha - there was no mention of porn 'til you turned up!!!

I'm all veggie now.
But fish fingers, white bread toast,
mayo, were delish

fish finger sarnies
made from freshly toasted bread?
Harry surely not!

[Hes]

Damp dark Sunday night
yields an unexpected theme
.... mmmm... fish finger porn

Ha ha ha! Nice one OW, that was worth coming back to the forum for.

Fish finger porn
for lascivious veggies
substitute with quorn

[stevefoster]

This thread's making me hungry!!!!!

[stevefoster]

Quorn porn now, well it rhymes

[Hes]

tempting fish fingers
strip off those coats of gold and
reveal bare white flesh

[Harry H Howgill]

fish finger sarnies
made from freshly toasted bread?
Harry surely not!

Warburton's orange
Thick white sliced. Captain Birds Eye's
Finest breaded-cod

I'm off for a cold shower othewise I'll be unfaithful to my veggie-ness at this rate.

[Harry H Howgill]

tempting fish fingers
strip off those coats of gold and
reveal bare white flesh

Excellent. That is the best so far!

[Derby Tup]

tempting fish fingers
strip off those coats of gold and
reveal bare white flesh

Stop now before it's too late!

[Hes]

This thread's making me hungry!!!!!

Me too...I just had chilli bean soup thanks to my caring friends...but I seem to have room for a bit of chocolate orange cake made by another. To all my friends...you are the best! Thanks.