Now there's an idea! My friend had a visit to her farm by a fireman called Conrad and was so impressed, she named a sheep after him. Alas, I think he became lamb chops...the sheep, not the fireman!
As my disgruntled male friend said to me 'what is all the fuss about firemen? they just sit about drinking tea and watching telly most of the time'. I pointed out the sliding down poles and rescuing people from fires part but he wasn't impressed. I think he may have lost a lady to a uniformed man at some point. I am blathering, better do some work.