
Originally Posted by
Stevie
Wheeze you seem to have inspired me to attempt a Blorenge poem:
Facing the Sugar Loaf, backing the Coity,
The grand and magnificent, not to say moighty,
Blorenge hill with its steepening face,
Defies all-comers in the fell running race.
They've already scaled the pretty Crug Mawr,
and dropped to the river and climbed some more,
Over the Sugar Loaf down to the Usk,
Through Abergavenny and its urban musk.
Climbing up under the Brecon canal,
Easy going in the Blorenge locale!
But the higher they go the steeper it tilts,
Til quads are burning and spirit wilts.
Over the top they can barely run,
Though supporters cheer and the race is near done.
Their oxygen low and lactic high,
The runners curse Blorenge and want to die.
Some tricky rhymes in this short little verse,
But then you know it could be worse,
When late at night and after some wine,
Avoid putting orange at the end of the line!
Stevie