Bloody hell Wheeze, you only have one b@ll@ockOriginally Posted by Wheeze
Its always hard in the morning...............why is that?
Bloody hell Wheeze, you only have one b@ll@ockIts always hard in the morning...............why is that?
11.45 quick one in Tesco's at the checkout while no-one was looking.
They don't have cameras in there, do they?
Oh yes they do
Oh Bugger, even in Tesco's in Sowerby BridgeOh yes they do
I think the balance has been well and truly tipped with over 9000 posts on the poet's thread! Time for a bit more bollock scratching... especially because there's no work available on Monday.Today's poet
this is to redress the balance a bit vis a vis the "today's bollock scratching thread!" .......
sorry Stolly and Iandarkpeak for using "Today" in the title again.....
click on link below to see "today's poet"
http://www-cdr.stanford.edu/intuition/Slough.html
no doubt all of this will go down like a lead balloon, oh well...sod it!
or...
Not done anything over about 6 miles for ages so maybe I'll get myself up to the dales.
A poem incorporating bollock scratching, now there is a thought!I think the balance has been well and truly tipped with over 9000 posts on the poet's thread! Time for a bit more bollock scratching... especially because there's no work available on Monday.
or...
Not done anything over about 6 miles for ages so maybe I'll get myself up to the dales.
Scratching my head now:w00t:
While watching Jeremy Kyle this morning.
Why does he have this effect on me?
Is it because he's a cock, talking bollocks??
A sly one at 8:02 this morning in the queue at the traffic lights near B&Q.
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