Originally Posted by
AllanT
time to drop this one in.... what if your daughter was pregnant??.....
A Fifteen year old single daughter tells her mother she thinks she's pregnant.
Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother demands, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit, steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the girl, and tells them: "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge? I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a country house and a $5,000,000 bank account...
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $10,000,000 bank account?
If twins, they will receive a factory and $5,000,000 each?
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent throughout, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: "You f*ck her again."
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