We could see the priceless (not princess) one at Pendle if he spectates, if not we could go around for Tea, I mean tea not just a cuppa, how about that then Steve.Originally Posted by Deejay
Great read, you are a hero Steve, fancy Wendy Dodds calling in twice, can't fight the MAGIC eh old man. ya still got it, and flippin eck, MG as a PA!!!
Still got it? He's never lost it
he's got no excuse not to be there when he can call up his own private ambulance.....
Re: Fell Ponies??
Hi Ian, i have sent a PM to Martins Mrs asking who i contact i would like to help at FTOP, i will prob still be on crutches but can work in village hall if anybody knows who i can contact that would be grand so i can offer my body for use :w00t:
Great to see Pudgy come out of the wood work PIPS means pajama induced paralysis syndrome
i would ask Mrs dodds but she did not leave her mob num for fear of stalking:sneaky:
Various brand new RED fell pony vests have been posted today.
ENJOY
We seriously need to try to use as many of these as possible:
Humorous Medical Abbreviations
Some of the humorous acronyms and abbreviations found written on people's hospital notes.
ABITHAD - Another Blithering Idiot - Thinks He's A Doctor.
ADR - Ain't Doin' Right.
ART - Assuming Room Temperature (recently deceased).
ATSWWT - Always Thinks Something's Wrong With Them.
CTD - Circling The Drain.
DAAD - Dead As A Doornail.
DRT - Dead Right There.
FDGB - Fall Down Go Boom.
FFFF - Female, Fat, Forty and Flatulent.
FF or FFY - Frequent Flyer - A patient who returns to a medical provider for everything.
FLD - Funny Looking Dad.
FLK - Funny Looking Kid.
FOS - Full Of ... Stool.
FTD - Fixing To Die.
FTF - Failure To Fly.
FLGD - Familial lack of Genetic Diversity.
FTW - Friggin Train Wreck (patient with multiple problems).
GOK - God Only Knows.
GFPO - Good For Parts Only.
GGTG - Gomers Go To Ground (they fall out of bed or gurneys).
GLM - Good Looking Mum.
GOMER - Get Out of My Emergency Room.
GTO - Gomer Tip Over.
LOLINAD - Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress.
LOLTWO - Little Old Lady Totally Whacked Out.
MFC - Measure For Coffin.
NFS - Normal For Swindon.
O2T - Oxygen Thief.
ODD&DDR - Out 'De Door and Down 'De Road.
PBBB - Pine Box By Bedside.
PIP - Pyjama Induced Paralysis.
PITA - Pain In The A**.
PJAR - Person Just Ain't Right.
SALT - Same As Last Time.
SNEFS - Sub-Normal Even For Suffolk.
SWAG - Scientific, wild-A** Guess.
TBW - Tossed By Wave.
TEETH - Tried Everything Else; Try Homeopathy.
TEON - Two Eyes One Nose.
TMB - Too Many Birthdays.
TOBAS - Take Out Back And Shoot.
TTGA - Told To Go Away.
WDWNF - Well Developed Well Nourished Female.
Doctors in Burnley where there's a few with more than the requisite number of fingers, and some confusion over who's a parent and who's a sibling, used to write NFB - Normal For Burnley.
yep, doing a little bit of running, and may even race if I can persuade my now vast bulk off the sofa.
Just PMd you.
May be you could wave a crutch to start the race....Hi Ian, i have sent a PM to Martins Mrs asking who i contact i would like to help at FTOP, i will prob still be on crutches but can work in village hall if anybody knows who i can contact that would be grand so i can offer my body for use :w00t:
Great to see Pudgy come out of the wood work PIPS means pajama induced paralysis syndrome
i would ask Mrs dodds but she did not leave her mob num for fear of stalking:sneaky:
Carefull he may be tempted to wave something else.May be you could wave a crutch to start the race....
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