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  1. #10631
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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by Alf View Post
    I did Simonside on Sunday freckle, were you there? Bit of a disaster for me as about half way round I started getting pain in my calf muscle and about 2 miles from the end it decided it didn't want to play anymore so I ended up hobbling in. Not sure if its torn or just strained but no running for me for a while now :angry:
    This is for you then Alf. Just in case you missed it last year. Credit to John Cooper Clarke as ever.

    Simonside

    The bloody frost the bloody ice
    I thought it would be bloody nice
    To go out to a bloody race
    To bloody show my bloody face
    The bloody course was bloody good
    The bloody rocks the bloody mud
    The marshals they were bloody great
    They bloody were first bloody rate
    I’m bloody glad I shared a ride
    To go run bloody Simonside

    I heard a bloody runner yell
    Too bloody late I bloody fell
    In a freezing bloody ditch
    Then I got the bloody stitch
    The bloody aches the bloody pain
    At least it didn’t bloody rain
    That bloody hill was bloody steep
    It nearly made me bloody weep
    “You’ll be fine” they bloody lied
    All round bloody Simonside

    Too bloody fast the bloody pace
    Will be my last this bloody race
    I set of too damn bloody fast
    Everyone came bloody past
    Bloody blisters bloody murder
    Eleven miles? It’s bloody further!
    Bloody loved it, bloody ace
    My bloody favourite bloody race
    I bloody laughed I bloody cried
    Evidently Simonside

  2. #10632

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alf View Post
    "Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence."

    Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

    Catch you next time freckle. Any other Fell poets there?
    Nice qoute there Alfster...very apt! Yes Sunbeam Alpine and Old Whippett, also forumities Phil Green and Deejay (occassional fell poet), in fact Sunbeam Alpine was suggesting that we revive the fellpoet club idea (as long as the vests were decent) although why anybody in their right mind would want me in their club is beyond me!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneOffPoet View Post
    Aww thank you so much, we are very excited. I only planned on writing one poem, hence the username, but it's spiraled a bit since and i'm now looking forward to having some weird opportunities to write more, and more importantly, read more because the only things i know about poetry are what I read on this thread, and I can hardly keep up with that.
    I for one am glad you weren't just a one off. Keep up the great work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    This is for you then Alf. Just in case you missed it last year. Credit to John Cooper Clarke as ever.

    Simonside

    The bloody frost the bloody ice
    I thought it would be bloody nice
    To go out to a bloody race
    To bloody show my bloody face
    The bloody course was bloody good
    The bloody rocks the bloody mud
    The marshals they were bloody great
    They bloody were first bloody rate
    I’m bloody glad I shared a ride
    To go run bloody Simonside

    I heard a bloody runner yell
    Too bloody late I bloody fell
    In a freezing bloody ditch
    Then I got the bloody stitch
    The bloody aches the bloody pain
    At least it didn’t bloody rain
    That bloody hill was bloody steep
    It nearly made me bloody weep
    “You’ll be fine” they bloody lied
    All round bloody Simonside

    Too bloody fast the bloody pace
    Will be my last this bloody race
    I set of too damn bloody fast
    Everyone came bloody past
    Bloody blisters bloody murder
    Eleven miles? It’s bloody further!
    Bloody loved it, bloody ace
    My bloody favourite bloody race
    I bloody laughed I bloody cried
    Evidently Simonside
    Bloody brilliant Harry! the ol hound will love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by freckle View Post
    Nice qoute there Alfster...very apt! Yes Sunbeam Alpine and Old Whippett, also forumities Phil Green and Deejay (occassional fell poet), in fact Sunbeam Alpine was suggesting that we revive the fellpoet club idea (as long as the vests were decent) although why anybody in their right mind would want me in their club is beyond me!!!!
    Yes, we must organise another "do" this year too. I'm not sure we'll have an opportunity like Simon Armitage come walking our way, so we might have to be the ones doing the reading! All ideas for an event are welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    Best ever! Was the slathering before or after the race? ;-)
    I loved the Whitby XC one. Poetry indeed!

    I struggled a bit with the Thomas Hardy one i must say, i don;t like to have to work too hard when reading poems, so it's my laziness rather than Hardy that's the problem i'm sure.

    The Liz Berry one was great, and has really got me thinking. Being a very novice, have-a-go poet, i've never really strayed from couplets that rhyme and struggle to get any point across. I do like the discipline sticking to a rhythm gives you because you have to use your words really carefully. I am really put off by over-long verses and not having a structure perhaps leads into this. But that poem has a strange, disrodered but effective flow to it and has inspired to be pick up some subjects that i've wanted to write about but have struggled with because i couldn't make it work within a simple poem.

    Hmm, perhaps i'll have a go at something like that with one of my cast offs that been bugging me for ages.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    I for one am glad you weren't just a one off. Keep up the great work.
    That's a lovely thing to say, thanks very much

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    Re: Today's poet

    Quote Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill View Post
    This is for you then Alf. Just in case you missed it last year. Credit to John Cooper Clarke as ever.

    Simonside

    The bloody frost the bloody ice
    I thought it would be bloody nice
    To go out to a bloody race
    To bloody show my bloody face
    The bloody course was bloody good
    The bloody rocks the bloody mud
    The marshals they were bloody great
    They bloody were first bloody rate
    I’m bloody glad I shared a ride
    To go run bloody Simonside

    I heard a bloody runner yell
    Too bloody late I bloody fell
    In a freezing bloody ditch
    Then I got the bloody stitch
    The bloody aches the bloody pain
    At least it didn’t bloody rain
    That bloody hill was bloody steep
    It nearly made me bloody weep
    “You’ll be fine” they bloody lied
    All round bloody Simonside

    Too bloody fast the bloody pace
    Will be my last this bloody race
    I set of too damn bloody fast
    Everyone came bloody past
    Bloody blisters bloody murder
    Eleven miles? It’s bloody further!
    Bloody loved it, bloody ace
    My bloody favourite bloody race
    I bloody laughed I bloody cried
    Evidently Simonside
    That sums it up nicely Harry I think it was pulling my leg out of a "bloody bog" that did the damage!.

    Well done freckle by the way for running it as a "comeback race" :w00t:

    What's a "clart" ?

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    Totally disagree with you there ZHR. I think Rapture has some first class poems in it and I really like a lot of her earlier work. You can hardly call these mediocre times either...the world seems to be undergoing one disaster after another, financial, meteorological and humanitarian. It would be a boring world if we all had the same opinion though.

    Quote Originally Posted by ZootHornRollo View Post
    sorry to break with the consensus, but I can't stand carol ann duffy - she's a mediocre hack who chimes with our mediocre times

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    I really like this Mossy. Very original and I love these lines:

    Under the water of the bath, you were the agate
    I found on Brighton beach as a child, sleek
    and mottled as the skin of a seal.


    Quote Originally Posted by Mossdog View Post
    STONE
    When you bought me a milk pan for Christmas
    a woman at work said you were as romantic
    as a stone. Watching you that evening,
    I wondered what stone she had meant:
    a chip of carpark gravel or something fancier
    like the peridot in my mother’s engagement ring?
    My interest in you became geological.
    Pulling on your wellingtons to walk the dog in the rain,
    you were granite, durable, funereal almost.
    Under the water of the bath, you were the agate
    I found on Brighton beach as a child, sleek
    and mottled as the skin of a seal.
    At other times you seemed a rarer gem,
    not emerald or topaz, nothing any other woman
    would wear at her throat; but plainer, more lovely,
    like the limestone walling the caverns back home
    that purified the iron in blast furnaces
    where keepers dripped jet from their beading brows.
    And a man like that would never choose a rose
    or a diamond ring, he’d stand for hours in a shop
    on the coldest day, testing the unfamiliar weight
    of a pan in his hand, assessing its metal,
    imagining how the milk would taste on my tongue
    as it poured, steaming, from that perfect lip.

    Liz Berry

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