Well,
as Im spending my afternoon recuperating from the Famine before I have a go at Calderdale, I didn't have much else to do except sit down and tap at my keyboard.

hence.
http://testedtodestruction.blogspot....mine-2012.html

Well done once again to Simon Bailey. I don't know how he does it, but I have my suspicions.... not teleporting, more along the lines of irn bru and weetabix.