The Chelsea story is actually not unfunny. Spend loads of money, build a machine, cheat like crazy, don't win. let it all fall apart, let them get old, blow your only money on a goal drought, lose half your team to suspension and the other half to injury, give up mid-season, bring in a caretaker just to get your sorry arses limping over the line until you have time to reorganise in the summer... hello cups. They've been shit. It's the future. We might be bad enough to win a trophy in a couple of years.