Tadpoles in my pond have consumed 21/2kilos of dog food, and a squirrel that I shot. They are making serious inroads to a rat (which I trapped and threw in there) and given them another kilo of dog food today - reckon they will finish it in 2 days max.

Has anyone ever disposed of a dead human body by feeding it to the tadpoles? Bet no crime writer has thought of that one yet.