Come on Mark, spit it out, don't hold back. Anyway, why would they let real facts stand in the way of a good story and a chance to impress/scare?

Photos just uploaded. They make me wish I was back there. A few forumites may be spotted. This must be you thinking I was going for a pee, Longdogs? I was non-plussed why someone would stand up there to hand out refreshments. What a nice gesture. Nice to meet you in passing.