Tonight's football thread

[noel]

I'm officially "off" football now
I've been a Man. City season ticket holder since 1990, but I'm not renewing
it's been building up over a few years, and lots of reasons that I can't be @rsed detailing
but mainly the way the game is "over-hyped" nowadays
culminating in considering a season finishing 2nd in the Prem and reaching the FA Cup Final as a failure

I'm hearing that DTS. Imagine:

Jebb's trainer sacked due to failure to win at Fairfield
Bell moves to Ambleside for 120k/week
Borrowdale to be renamed Sanyo in £3m vest sponsorship deal
Crowd violence follows Bailey's shock defeat at Edale
Sky package: only £30/week - watch every step of the English champs
Taggart refuses to sit on team bus after exclusion from relay team