'How to support a crap football team' Anyone read this book? A couple of excerpts.
EVERYDAY LIFE. In your life away from the stadium it is likely that you will talk about football with others, the majority of these will support Premiership teams like Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal or Chelsea. They will support them only in the way that they look out for their results and shout 'YES' when they win or that they watch their matches on the telly. There is nothing you can do to change their opinion, you will never win over someone who is used to watching ten minutes of Premiership highlights while sprawled across a comfy sofa with a mug of cocoa it doesn't compare to 90 minutes of hopeless endeavour in freezing conditions.

AWAY DAYS. Travel to away matches is not recommended, if you can stay up late enough to watch your lot feature last on the Football League show and they happen to score you might here a small cheer from the 38 hardy souls who have braved the 600 mile round trip. If you do travel try to keep any pre match optimism under control, this can be very dangerous, just because you are making the effort doesn't mean the players are going to. It starts pissing down at 2.30 and by 6.00 when you are eating pie and chips in a greasy chip shop it Turns to snow. Fast forward to 8.30, it's half time, you are 3-0 down, cold miserable, 300 miles from home and being mocked by some local chavs who have moved into the corner and you wonder why you bothered