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Pissed with power
I have nothing but contempt and disrespect for the office of 'Forumite of the Year'; so, drunk with a narcissistic sense of self importance and scornful rebelliousness i may choose to go fancy dress anyway

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How many vests does your fat bird want
The delightfully trim Emma says she'll race you over to Watendlath, the loser pays for her vest. She says she only wants one vest, but bring a good range of colours especially bright colours to match your red face after she's wiped the floor with it. Pow!