Tonight's football thread

[IainR]

A quid for pie/peas and a Bovril, you were getting ripped off It used to cost me a quid for the full day out, that was bus fare from Lancaster to Liverpool, dinner in John Lewis, bus to Anfield, entrance to the ground and a programme then buses home

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26555473

you couldnt make this shit up...

[Richard Head]

Bayern Munich president Uli Hoeness sentenced to 3 and a half years for tax evasion and Eric Cantona arrested in London for common assault and given a caution

[Carlos the Jackal]

Bayern Munich president Uli Hoeness sentenced to 3 and a half years for tax evasion and Eric Cantona arrested in London for common assault and given a caution

I bet the second hand used car salesman Chris moyles doesn't do three and a half years for tax fiddling

[noel]

Eric Cantona arrested in London for common assault and given a caution

He used to be such a lovely lad. He's never done anything like this before.

Oh no, hang on...

[Richard Head]

Man City are like Oscar Pistorius. Lost both legs but managed to get 4 shots on target

[Swoop]

I was trying to lip read as Chris Foy was talking to Mourinho.
I could have sworn he was singing that old Dionne Warwick song.
But it appears he was saying, "Do you know the way to the stand Jose?"

[Stagger]

I was trying to lip read as Chris Foy was talking to Mourinho.
I could have sworn he was singing that old Dionne Warwick song.
But it appears he was saying, "Do you know the way to the stand Jose?"

Why would Sir Chris be singing to Jose?

[Alf]

Apart from the second yellow card I thought Foy had a good game. Ramires deserved to be sent off and Mourhino should be venting his spleen on him not the ref. Its wearing that mask that makes Ramires do it, Jim Carrey had a similar problem

Two good games potentially to watch today

[Dynamo Dan]

Just watching United v Liverpool. Great game shame Man U couldn't take some points of Liverpool and do Arsenal a favour, but that would've been a miracle. It's the first time I've watched Man U for ages - they are truly dire.

Just goes to show how good Fergie was it looks like he made a silk purse out of a sows ear season after season towards the end of his reign.

I feel for Moyes it's not so much that he's out of his depth, he's just inherited a really mediocre team.

[IainR]

Not good...

But Awful by sturridge.. its just cheating, had that been Suarez people would be up in arms..