Quote Originally Posted by wheezing donkey View Post
Yesterday evening's dinner saw me finish off the cock pheasant that "rode its bike" straight under the front wheels of my van, when driving over Baines Crag last Saturday evening.
I did brake & attempt to take avoiding action in the very narrow lane but the pheasant appeared to have very strong suicidal tendencies.

The remnants of the carcass should boil down into a good broth.

Good to see it wasn't wasted, you're a man after my own heart. Always think of your stomach first!