"criminal, culprit, wrongdoer, malefactor, offender, villain, black hat, lawbreaker, evil-doer, convict, delinquent, sinner, transgressor, outlaw, trespasser, scoundrel, wretch, reprobate, rogue, rascal; malfeasant, misfeasor"
Hmmmm......at least 2 or 3 of those might fit! I'm sure others might suggest additional epithets!
But look, Stagger has been caught sleeping on duty. So, we'll have non of that H&S/Rules twaddle in here please and the management might just turn a blind eye!
Stagger was always hit and miss as the doorman - you have to bribe him with cans of some special 'blue' magic go go juice!
Last edited by emmilou; 13-08-2014 at 05:12 PM.
[QUOTE=alwaysinjured;592127]What? Conviction without trial?
Quite normal procedure for the Steam Bunny assizes, just pray you never stand before the judge, expect no mercy.
Ah , you may very well say that WheezeOriginally Posted by Wheeze
But how do we know this place is safe? Just cant take that sort of thing for granted.
"hoofing out" of folk, needs a risk assessment! Particulary because you only have paws...so you might just hurt yourself trying, and these miscreants might be violent folk, so proper training and ppe a must!
Last edited by alwaysinjured; 13-08-2014 at 05:50 PM.
Oy
Been tiding the cellar with Mrs and when I come back the numpties have been out in force.
Right, like Emmilou says it time for a beer or two.
Oh, Mrs S won't let me have the Blue any more.
RIGHT, Lets have some order round here and if your not a Master, run along and well'll see you later.
Do my certificates for " master of the order of barking dogs" qualify?
Nope. Sorry Al,
But 1700 forum posts will do very nicely.
Have a nice Evening Sir
Didn't you get the memo Stagger? At the last Court of Annual General Steambunnies ( CAGS ) it was agreed to increase the post count to 1000. The agenda was available months before the meeting and as no one raised any objections the motion was carried... Too late now... Might review it next year. Maybe.
Not sure I want to be in a club that allows people like me to be a member.
But ruddy hell dom. 11000 posts! That is Evidence of a misspent youth!
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