Quiet Around Here

[daz h]

tell you lot , did anyone see that scrounging b,/.///.d last night who got £38,000 per year for his wife and girlfriend on benefits
the day my mortgage is paid im on easy street
he is getting more than me for doing nowt , what has this country come to

[Calf]

seems everything has got smaller!!

Astrobelts used to be the size of my arm, now I can get 4 or 5 in the palm of my hand!!

Thou my record for how many you can get in your mouth at once has gone up!!!!!

Not sure the sugar rush to my head was as bad a kid thou!

[daz h]

i think womens boobs have got smaller as time goes on as well
not sure why though
oh hang on the parts department have answered there phone after 25mins of waiting

[Calf]

i think womens boobs have got smaller as time goes on as well

Is this a conclusion you came to after playing the 'cup' game on the beach?

[emmilou]

i think womens boobs have got smaller as time goes on as well
not sure why though
oh hang on the parts department have answered there phone after 25mins of waiting

it's because the 'real' ones are more athletic and the big ones aren't real!!!

[Ady In Accy]

It will always be Jiff, opal fruits and marathon bars!!!

Midland/HSBC, Switch/Maestro, Access/Master card.

Any more?

[Calf]

I can't actually think of any!!

There must be more!!

Come on people don't tell me ya working!!!

[dominion]

Come on people don't tell me ya working!!!

I was but I really can't be bothered anymore!

Landrover / Defender
Datsun / Nissan

[emmilou]

I can't actually think of any!!

There must be more!!

Come on people don't tell me ya working!!!

I can't think of any

[OneHillWonder]

i think womens boobs have got smaller as time goes on as well