Nobody who cares about film as an art form cares 2d about the Oscars, but one word - "Sully".

Not the most intriguing film of 2016 - that would be the superb Bone Tomahawk that only the cognoscenti saw - and Clint Eastwood, who directed Sully, is a meat and potatoes sort of Director, albeit a master of his craft.

And not the most delightful, delicious, witty, superb, glorious ( you get the picture?) film of 2016; that is Witt Stillman's Love and Friendship - simply a masterpiece of cinematic art. I've got the DVD and the book already.

But back to bums on seats: Sully.

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