To keep on the golfing subject, i do recall going to a Spanish 4th Division match and the 'mob' from the home team casually strolled in about 20mins after kickoff, and the guy at the front was casually swinging a golf club round in the air. Not a single attempt to stop him entering. The fact that there were only about 4 away fans probably ensured not much happened.

After a few too many beers i got a little carried away, and after a particularly blatant bit of diving from the opposition number 4, i spent the rest of the game stalking him up and down the sideline, yelling "quattro" (4) at him... in my drunken state it was the only related Spanish word i could muster. Quite how i got so emotionally involved in a Spanish 4th Division match is still a mystery.