Perhaps we could sort this EU business out with a Brexit Fell Race.

Three teams, Remainers, Leavers and Couldn't give a Tossers.

First ten runners from each team to count.

If the Remainers lost they would not be able to request a rerun on the grounds that they did not know that GPS was banned.

If the Couldn't give a Tossers won then the word Brexit is barred from this Forum.

If the Leavers won we would leave the EU.

Simples!