Quote Originally Posted by Graham Breeze View Post
I think that is even funnier than your petrol pump joke.
Thank you very much for saying so. (I must admit, though, that I did wonder whether some people might not realise it was intended to be funny.)

As to the rest of your post, I refuse to be drawn into such a juvenile discussion. (Or, to put it another way, I couldn't think of a suitably witty response.)