Ah well I do carry a purple flag of the Loughborough University Shield and a handful of £50 notes to flaunt, one of which is bound to get me a lift home.
In a previous life I had multiple double wheel punctures in the pouring rain and was walking home along the Skipton bypass (around 10 miles from home) and a member of the FRA Committee drove past and thought:
"Poor ******. Should I stop and help?
Naah!"
It has never been clear if his failure to stop was because he didn't recognise me - or he did.