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    Re: things not to do when runn

    turn up to a race and realise you have forgotton your race strip in a team event.. and ..
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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Get injured, my physio wants me to take 3 weeks out from running, no stanbury splash, liversidge half and blakes heaven not to mention no training aargh bloody tendonitis.

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Quote Originally Posted by cobbydale View Post
    Get injured, my physio wants me to take 3 weeks out from running, no stanbury splash, liversidge half and blakes heaven not to mention no training aargh bloody tendonitis.
    erm do as they say on that cos if you come back early it will take you a hell of a lot longer to recover. rest it.

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Run through the mist and finding yourself in the middle of a herd of cows.

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Quote Originally Posted by Widdy View Post
    Run through the mist and finding yourself in the middle of a herd of cows.
    ... then realise the bull is standing by you

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    I have been chased by sheep before not sure if they thought i was the farmer feeding them or what but i sh$t it and run for the hills.

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Quote Originally Posted by cobbydale View Post
    I have been chased by sheep before not sure if they thought i was the farmer feeding them or what but i sh$t it and run for the hills.
    ah now then.. you pulled a sheep.. well done what was it called..

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    run with a fishing hook in your shoe after a few miles you find its stuck in your foot past the barb and you have to use pliers to get it out






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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Quote Originally Posted by cobbydale View Post
    I have been chased by sheep before not sure if they thought i was the farmer feeding them or what but i sh$t it and run for the hills.
    I had that the other week.....a couple of hundred sheep in the field. I'm sure they thought I was the farmer but was still, as you put it, sh%tting myself when they all came storming after me and penned me into the corner of the field!!

    They were coming with a yard of me, or even nearer! I ended up shouting at them to get them to back off (no-one saw me luckily!!) and then made a mad dash for the stile!!

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    Re: things not to do when runn

    Cobbydale, Mr1470 perhaps you are just amazingly attractive and irresistable to sheep. Oh to be so blessed.

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