Quiet Around Here

[Joliver Jim]

I'm 10% too.

[fellhell]

I don't know what one is either - does that make us naive or just very unchav like?!

I have added you JJ

I've asked to add you both - I need to increase my female-male ratio

[fellhell]

God that was quick! I think we need a Chav league table now.

[dominion]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Croydon_facelift

[Oxo Cube]

Croydon facelift

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A woman displays a Croydon facelift in Moscow.


In English slang, a Croydon facelift (sometimes Council facelift, Essex facelift or, on Merseyside, Scrawped or in Northern Ireland a Millie Facelift) is a particular hairstyle worn by young women. The hair is pulled back tight and tied in a bun or ponytail at the back. The supposed result is that the skin of the forehead and face are pulled up and back, producing the effects of a facelift. Traction alopecia can result from this hairstyle.
This hairstyle is particularly fashionable among certain young women in England, and is portrayed in the media as belonging to young women from the lower social classes, particularly the so-called chav culture. Hence the term is considered derogatory because it portrays people from Croydon as being lower class. Croydon can be replaced by the name of any unfashionable residential area.

[Roger Rabbit]

God that was quick! I think we need a Chav league table now.

I might have a chance of winning this league

[Oxo Cube]

Unfortunately anyone else taking the test from here now has to answer yes to knowing what a Croyden facelift is!!!

[fellhell]

Unfortunately anyone else taking the test from here now has to answer yes to knowing what a Croyden facelift is!!!

Good thinking!

[Roger Rabbit]

It has gone quiet

[Oxo Cube]

Chav League Table:

Roger rabbit - 57%
Dominion - 29%
Fellhell - 14%
Oxo Cube - 14%
JJ - 10%
OneHillWonder - 10%