Quiet Around Here

[Joliver Jim]

It was definitely different to the normal gin but very good. When did you say you were coming to visit us again?

http://www.junipergreen.org/

[Joliver Jim]

Oops.

No.....

[dominion]

It was definitely different to the normal gin but very good. When did you say you were coming to visit us again?

You haven't invited me!

[Stick]

Married life is a mine field out there. Everyone is up to something.

That's not a good answer is it?

hmmm...

....no, that wasn't quite the reassuring answer I was looking for...

And I know this is gonna sound related...Mrs Stick's gone to bed and I think I need to go soon too (...and saddo that I must be...it's cos I want to make sure I get some sleep ahead of Wadale race tomorrow )

[Roger Rabbit]

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."

[Joliver Jim]

I'm good at ironing.

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know...
Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc."

[Roger Rabbit]

The Rooster & The Cat!

A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a
big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to
the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes
his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily
eyeing the cat food on his side.

The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I
know, if we run & jump high enough we should be able to make it to the
other side."

The cat responds "OK, let's give it a try"

The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as
high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the bag
and starts devouring the chicken feed.

The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and
makes a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the river.

The Moral of the Story:

For every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy!

[Joliver Jim]

You know you are invited anytime.

Hallowe'en party? Anyone up for it?

You haven't invited me!

[dominion]

I'm good at ironing.

I'll bring my ironing when I come to visit next! (and a bottle of gin!)

[Joliver Jim]

The Rooster & The Cat!

A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a
big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to
the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes
his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily
eyeing the cat food on his side.

The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I
know, if we run & jump high enough we should be able to make it to the
other side."

The cat responds "OK, let's give it a try"

The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as
high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the bag
and starts devouring the chicken feed.

The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and
makes a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the river.

The Moral of the Story:

For every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy!

That shouldn't be moderated right?