Fell Ponies??

[Stolly]

Ihr fiel Pony laufen Weste ist da

Google translate is brilliant - that reverse translates to English as:

'My pony was running vest is here'

[david]

What are the rules for competing for 2 clubs on the fells?

Rules? This is fell running .

[emmilou]

Rules? This is fell running .

phew!!

[hopey]

Rules? This is fell running .

Sounds good to me!

Right get my vest ordered!

[emmilou]

Sounds good to me!

Right get my vest ordered!

it's a much more flattering colour!

[lantern rouge]

Ha Ha! Lantern you have no idea......my capacity for cake is well documented, you are more likely to beat me in a race than in a cake eating competition....I have natural talent and no shame or manners either

Im also very capable with pork pies

Don't go muddying the waters with your talk of accomplishments with that gelatinous muck known as pork pie... what people see in them I really don't know.

Whilst I do not doubt you integrity Master, your capacity to consume cake is betrayed by your lithe thoroughbred frame... leave the cake to the late comers... by the time I get there it'll be a case of life or death.

Now, I can't think of a suitable metaphor for throwing down the gauntlet, but you know what I mean... eat my crumbs pork pie pony.

Going to stretch my legs and make some space for the proper training... post run eating.

[Amex]

Don't go muddying the waters with your talk of accomplishments with that gelatinous muck known as pork pie... what people see in them I really don't know.

Whilst I do not doubt you integrity Master, your capacity to consume cake is betrayed by your lithe thoroughbred frame... leave the cake to the late comers... by the time I get there it'll be a case of life or death.

Now, I can't think of a suitable metaphor for throwing down the gauntlet, but you know what I mean... eat my crumbs pork pie pony.

Going to stretch my legs and make some space for the proper training... post run eating.

I am the masters humble servant and yes my master is slight in frame, but i alas i am of the larger frame build and i rive your thrown gauntlet off the floor, and take up my masters place, and accept your challenge in the titchy ones place!

[crumblydown]

I am the masters humble servant and yes my master is slight in frame, but i alas i am of the larger frame build and i rive your thrown gauntlet off the floor, and take up my masters place, and accept your challenge in the titchy ones place!

He may be a tad titchy but he,s also a bit quick, the problem is by the time the large, elderly and not so swift get to the cakes the greedy little bugger has scoffed them be warned he wasn,t lying when he says he has no shame.

[Swoop]

He may be a tad titchy but he,s also a bit quick, the problem is by the time the large, elderly and not so swift get to the cakes the greedy little bugger has scoffed them be warned he wasn,t lying when he says he has no shame.

Still not found the apostrophe Derek? I keep it under my @ .

[The Master]

What are the rules for competing for 2 clubs on the fells?

I was always led to think that you couldn't?

The Fell Ponies have no rules....they are for other people