Suddenly, from behind a bush, Farmer Giles appeared.
"Get orf moi laaaaaand" he bellowed.
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Suddenly, from behind a bush, Farmer Giles appeared.
"Get orf moi laaaaaand" he bellowed.
Oi bloody hates ladyboys nickin moi daisies for chains.
lets at least try and make it serious :D
But just then there was a strange noise ...................................
"Bloody hell Rice Pudding Boy" roared Moorlander "Not again!!!!!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Amex
"Sorry" Bleated Rice Pudding Boy:o:D
It must be those daisies, I didn't realise just how good a laxitive they were, or was it mid race nerves ??:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Daisies? Laxative? No way... it was that ladyboy that caused it...
You bitch rice pudding boy you promised me i was the only one!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
any way back to Barron-Von-Ballbag! he stood there a silhouette of evil on the sky line, halt said Moorlander you blighter you killed the pussy!!.....
Nonsense! No ballbag is capable of killing the pussy, it has escaped to more fertile grounds...
There you go again, extacting the urine, just cos he's a jaffa.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
This remark made Von Ballbag wonder about Jaffa's... Are they cakes? Or biscuits?
Han have you been drinking Sneck lifter again:D said the baron von ballbagQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Von Ballbag, no, I have not... I have only one bottle left and am saving it for a rainy day... However, Waitrose in Abergavenny stock it :rolleyes: So maybe I will indulge tonight...
But you are trying to change the subject... Soooooo, what exactly DID Von Ballbag do with the Ladyboy, the Ricepudding Boy and the Pussy?
I'll guarantee he ate one or more of them
Including hair and bones? I see no trace of them around this hillside?
Every lasy pick no doubt....look for the inconspicuous looking toothpickQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
After looking around, Hanneke found a toothpick and realised that Von Ballbag had indeed eaten at least one of the three runners and decided the safest option was to descend off the hill as fast as possible to the safety of the more densely populated valley.
And boy, did her quads complain:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Can one just say, after reading the last few pages.......
'You sure are a crazy bunch of Ballbags'
funny tho'
NB
I thought you were the Ladyboy?:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Im confused now
You were certainly the pussy
And Von Ballbag aka Amex ate you both :D
Much as I love him, its a bit much for me to imagine
THE END ,,,,Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
I hope
Yes indeed....THE ENDQuote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
What time will you be leaving Dunmail on Sunday am Karlos??
....of the passionate affair between the two as a Fellmonster suddenly appeared out the mist and drew out his...................:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
quick wit for which there was no conceivable retort?
Twit more likeQuote:
Originally Posted by FellMonster
Was sich liebt das neckt sich :D
the quarreling of lovers is the renewing of love? Is my translation correct
Thank God for that:rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambrosia Kid
And............................................... ......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WOIwlXE9g
Bet your glad your invisible Han:D
I am NOT standing up Merry :D
How many folk have we got for the Pony BG relay?
Answers on a postcard to Merrylegs.
Can't make it up till late on Friday 17th July so ruled out of leg 1, have informed the Rice Pudding quaffer, he wanted me to run every leg:eek:
I am still working on convoncing the colleague to let me go for 3 days... and have another whole weekend off...
Alas, the timing isn't brill for me, as I am doing the Tour de Galles the week before, which involves taking 5 days off, including a whole weekend... he hates working whole weekends...
So I may just have to risk it and drive back down on Sunday am (work is 2-5 pm) or maybe find someone to cover for me! Ah, just thought about that :)
I'm going to struggle now....I have a ball to go to on the saturday :eek: got to get a dress and everything :eek: OMG! I'll see what I can do...it may mean doing an early leg...shooting home, sleep, up, change, out, back, sleep, up, Kentmere...not ideal but do-able?Quote:
Originally Posted by merrylegs
Not ideal, I'd say a mad rush but just about do-able Emmi...
Hmmm, Kentmere... I'd like to do that one, maybe I will get someone to cover for me...
How was the pony and trap racing today??Quote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke
Not too bad Dom... did it in 1.09.58, slightly disappointed as I think I could possibly have been faster. But it was my first TT, it was 25 miles of it, I had only just started cycling again on Tuesday after my sinusitis, so not really fit, was on the roadbike, not the TT bike, my chain came off (grrrrrr) and I took a wrong turn and I had to slow right down for a car turning left :(
Jeez, I sound just like a runner with all those excuse :rolleyes:
:d:d:dQuote:
Originally Posted by hanneke
At least my quads did not scream :p
What a good idea. The BG relay followed by Kentmere for a warm down:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Hanneke