Von Ballbag, no, I have not... I have only one bottle left and am saving it for a rainy day... However, Waitrose in Abergavenny stock itSo maybe I will indulge tonight...
But you are trying to change the subject... Soooooo, what exactly DID Von Ballbag do with the Ladyboy, the Ricepudding Boy and the Pussy?
I'll guarantee he ate one or more of them
Including hair and bones? I see no trace of them around this hillside?
After looking around, Hanneke found a toothpick and realised that Von Ballbag had indeed eaten at least one of the three runners and decided the safest option was to descend off the hill as fast as possible to the safety of the more densely populated valley.
Can one just say, after reading the last few pages.......
'You sure are a crazy bunch of Ballbags'
funny tho'
NB
You were certainly the pussy