In fact Darren D. fell asleep in the hall holding a cup of tea! (And again in my car on the way home).
As for cake - you can live on it, you know. Well, beer, curry & cake, anyway! (Not to mention the 3 pieces of cake I'd had before you finished).
Oh, by the way. Whose was that green 4WD Luv Mobile parked in the car park, taking up 2 parking spaces? I couldn't open my driver's door! Some Rucksack club member, no doubt.