Fell Ponies??

[The Master]

I meant the pace, but now you mention it,,,,,,, cant make Coniston, walking yes walking with friends over Middleton in Teesdale

Im not going to go fast....i promise....just a nice long day out....honest

[Deejay]

Duddon on 31st May i think?

Do you fancy Coniston on Saturday??

Don't want to put you off but I'll be going up the Old Man on Saturday and doing the Coniston race as well

[Deejay]

DJ, I am already looking forward to nabbing a bit of your carrot cake at the end...I even think it might make me get to finish quicker.
You can actually decide on the day which distance you want to do.

Huh, that's all women ever want me for, a bit of me carrot ...........cake.

[Nee Bother]

d yer reckon ah wud soot pink

[The Master]

d yer reckon ah wud soot pink

Arent you wearing pink in your avatar NB?

[The Master]

Don't want to put you off but I'll be going up the Old Man on Saturday and doing the Coniston race as well

I know you are DJ....thats one of the reasons i want to do it

[Deejay]

d yer reckon ah wud soot pink

Definitely, especially if it means you'll put some clothes on yer avatar
A pink soot would also look splendid on ya, come to that!

[The Master]

Nee Bother's nicked one of your hats DJ!

[Nee Bother]

Definitely, especially if it means you'll put some clothes on yer avatar
A pink soot would also look splendid on ya, come to that!

DJ Would a pink soot gan wi me dut

[Deejay]

I know you are DJ....thats one of the reasons i want to do it

Excellent and I will have a good use to put you to. I am running against a hash house harrier chappie who works in my office. He's a good runner on the flat and always beats me but has never done a fell race so whilst I am reasonably confident of thrashing him, I feel that some insurance may come in handy to ensure a satisfactory outcome to the event. So the plan is that as you will obviously be well ahead of us both, is for you to conceal yourself behind a convenient rock and if the hasher reaches you before me you will use your Master type hypnotic powers to slow him down. Failing that, hitting over the head with a rock and depositing him in Low Water would also suffice. As for a description, I think "the ugly tw@t who isn't wearing Walshes or Inov8s" should be all you need.

I knew I could rely on you