Today's poet

[Derby Tup]

I've always loved The Owl and the Pussycat too merry

'Some honey and plenty of money, wrapped up in a five-pound note' sounds like kit requirement for a fab race I'd have to enter

[stevefoster]

This is one of my favourites Merry not least because my daughter, who is one of life's chatterboxes, recited the entire poem aged 2 to the wonderment of us all ( sorry for showing off but isn't that what all mum's do)....i like the word runcible, its great to just say out loud!!!!

Your daughter sounds like a character, you have every right to show off
I'm off for a runcible run tomorrow and will shout runcible as loud as i like, may even throw in a few bazonka's

[freckle]

Your daughter sounds like a character, you have every right to show off
I'm off for a runcible run tomorrow and will shout runcible as loud as i like, may even throw in a few bazonka's

Beef and aubergine curry
eaten with a runcible spoon
makes for a bazonka runner

have fun Merry!

[stevefoster]

Beef and aubergine curry
eaten with a runcible spoon
makes for a bazonka runner

have fun Merry!

Will do, cheers freckle

[Nathaniel Lee]

Excellent Freckle. Dylan my 8 year old i will be there at the Anni too.

A Fell Poets Schedule.

At first in april the anni waltz,
With my son who'll run with the other young colts,
Then in may is Pendle Clough,
Goodness me that will be tough,
June brings along the Wharfedale Half,
By then i should not need a scarf,
Come July it's Holme Moss,
I hope to show it who is boss,
August sun and Elsecar skelter,
Looks to be a real belter,
In September it's Yorkshireman Marathon,
Last race before the big one,
Along comes October it's the Round Rotherham 50 mile,
I had to stop last year injured and this year i'll finish in style.

By Matt Harmston

[freckle]

Will do, cheers freckle

Oh and I know you have had a hearty meal but don't forget your fuel in the morn.....

Porridge

Why is there no monument
To Porridge in our land?
It it's good enough to eat,
It's good enough to stand!

On a plinth in London
A statue we should see
Of Porridge made in Scotland
Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E."
(By a young dog of three)

Spike Milligan

[stevefoster]

I've always loved The Owl and the Pussycat too merry

'Some honey and plenty of money, wrapped up in a five-pound note' sounds like kit requirement for a fab race I'd have to enter

Don't miss the checkpoint in the wood, were the Piggy-wig is stood, he's a marshall

[stevefoster]

Excellent Freckle. Dylan my 8 year old i will be there at the Anni too.

A Fell Poets Schedule.

At first in april the anni waltz,
With my son who'll run with the other young colts,
Then in may is Pendle Clough,
Goodness me that will be tough,
June brings along the Wharfedale Half,
By then i should not need a scarf,
Come July it's Holme Moss,
I hope to show it who is boss,
August sun and Elsecar skelter,
Looks to be a real belter,
In September it's Yorkshireman Marathon,
Last race before the big one,
Along comes October it's the Round Rotherham 50 mile,
I had to stop last year injured and this year i'll finish in style.

By Matt Harmston

Good Luck tri-mind, go and knock hell out of it

[freckle]

Excellent Freckle. Dylan my 8 year old i will be there at the Anni too.

A Fell Poets Schedule.

At first in april the anni waltz,
With my son who'll run with the other young colts,
Then in may is Pendle Clough,
Goodness me that will be tough,
June brings along the Wharfedale Half,
By then i should not need a scarf,
Come July it's Holme Moss,
I hope to show it who is boss,
August sun and Elsecar skelter,
Looks to be a real belter,
In September it's Yorkshireman Marathon,
Last race before the big one,
Along comes October it's the Round Rotherham 50 mile,
I had to stop last year injured and this year i'll finish in style.

By Matt Harmston

Wow!.......................this is fab!

[stevefoster]

Oh and I know you have had a hearty meal but don't forget your fuel in the morn.....

Porridge

Why is there no monument
To Porridge in our land?
It it's good enough to eat,
It's good enough to stand!

On a plinth in London
A statue we should see
Of Porridge made in Scotland
Signed, "Oatmeal, O.B.E."
(By a young dog of three)

Spike Milligan

That's breakfast sorted, goodnight all, av a great sunday