Hey HHH, I got told this limerick last night and it made me think of your post about risking it for the biscuit.
There once was a young man called Paul,
Who went to a fancy-dress ball.
He thought he would risk it
And go as a biscuit,
But a dog ate him up in the hall.
I just Googled for a cycling Limerick for you and came up with this...
http://www.limerickcc.com/
Can't see a poem anywhere. Bloody rubbish!