Quote Originally Posted by mr brightside View Post
I tried to go out yesterday thinking a dousing of WD40 would sort the gears out on the Dolan...wrong. No bike ride, spent all day stripping it and putting it back together again. Had to use engine degreaser on the rear mech bits. Chain is ruined, loads of longitudinal play in the barrels, another one in the bin.

Eating my balti last night i realised i had forgotten to remove the dried chilli. I tried to lick the curry off it before disgarding it, but somehow managed to suck all the liquor out from inside it in the process. Spent the next 10mins drinking cold milk; time slowed down for me the burning was that bad.
My partner and I went to a local National Trust property some years ago for a Chilli Festival. Watching the chilli eating competition we noted that a number of those taking part went to a nearby ambulance afterwards for help - including the "winner". It is said by some that toothpaste helps.