enrobed?.........................................a hem.....................;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hes
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enrobed?.........................................a hem.....................;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hes
Then I can think about disrobing them by nibbling the chocolate off! Gotta get my kicks somewhere!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by freckle
Your poem was 'inspired'! it made me laugh out loud.:D
Hob-nob? Digestive?
how to pick your favourite
Harry toss a coin!
:o
BrilliantQuote:
Originally Posted by freckle
Ginger snap reverieQuote:
Originally Posted by Hes
Biscuits are lovely
biscuits are fab
some melt in the mouth
but i prefer to nab
the ginger ones with jackets
so i can delicately unfold
their sweet warm loveliness
sans clothes!
Lovely DT...the king is back, the haiku king that is...where is the queen?Quote:
Originally Posted by Derby Tup
Kamala anyone?
A Losing Battle
How can my love hold him when the other
Flaunts a gaudy lust and is lioness
to his Beast? Men are worthless, to trap them
Use the cheapest bait of all, but never
Love, which in a woman must mean tears
And a silence in the blood
Kamala Das
(I would like to point out that the opinions reflected are not mine but that of the authors;))
I'm not sure tbh Hes! I just liked it as it was sad and poignant :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hes
Nothing wrong with eating bsicuits in the buff!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by freckle
Digestive if its heads,Quote:
Originally Posted by Derby Tup
Hob nobs if its not.
Just keep the dodgers from our Freckle
Cos she'll scoff the bloomin' lot
JD's (i can't even utter the words) used to be eaten with abondon until I was about 15 when I did the Lyke Wake Walk. we had said biscuits with us in the support vehical but they were stored too near a petrol cannister and even to this day if I even attempt to nibble one I all I taste is Petrol.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by freckle
good old poetry thread....now we have a new genre of biscuit porn!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hes
I'm reminded of 1970's Cadbury's Flake adverts.
Only the crumbliest flakiest poets.....
Beautiful Hes I love her work, just can't afford to buy any !!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hes
You and DT are on form this eve HHH!Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill
Class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by harry H Howgill
Biscuit porn brought tears to my eyes! Laughing that is ;):DQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Whippet
Kamala obviously wasn't using the right biscuits to tempt her love!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hes
squashed files in pastry
a disappointing biscuit
called Garibaldi
jammy dodger traumaQuote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
ian dark peak a fine runner
took one jammy dodger too far
his friend lit a match,
near that bare grassy patch
and now he lives in a star....Ouch!
oh dear.."i'll get me coat"
now are you thinking of the cornfields and the artist with big hat and it begins to rain as she tucks into her flake, or the one in the bath with the lizard? She certainly seemed very pleased to see her chocolate....:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Whippet
Only the crumbliest, flakiest poets...could be the Fell Poets Society's abiding rule for membership.
Excellent typo (presumably )! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Whippet
Ringtons ginger snaps
dunked into licorice tea
warm spice and sweetness
I really liked this OW, good to see you back on this thread!Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Whippet
Like it :D:D:DQuote:
Originally Posted by freckle
flickering tongue
unleashing the heat within
chocolate ginger
haiku biscuit porn
new form has runners getting
over excited!
Biscuit Porn.
I caress your rounded sides,
Your smooth darkness in my hand,
Up and down my hand glides,
The taste of you in my mouth is grand,
Your creamy goodness explodes on my tongue,
It's down my throat deep inside me,
I can't believe it this is so wrong,
A Hob-Nob dipped in a cup of tea.
By Matt Harmston.
I was venturing towards a hob nob poem myself, then realised where it was leading. :eek: And quickly retreated.
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Originally Posted by tri-mind
cor blimey mister...going to have to have a lie down and recover soon!:eek::DQuote:
Originally Posted by tri-mind
what about a suggestive digestive poem
Very wise....;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill
Crumbs!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hes
ha ha ha...you could be the man for the job...I'm spent!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by IanDarkpeak
Tri! Hes! stop it! I'm coming over all unnecessary!
and Hes.....it has to be the lass with the watercolours in a field. Christ! it wasn't you was it???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There won't be many of those if I get my hands on some hobnobs...waste not, want not!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Harry H Howgill
You are all so wrong!
Sweet Dreams
It's custard creams that will fill ya dream
With thrills and flavours to devour,
They're made for dunking, oh so supreme,
And to savour any hour.
Those yellow chappies stand so proud,
All biscuit and vanilla,
And if your mam says they're not allowed
You can stuff them under ya pilla.
And even a real poet thinks they're...er...poetic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiht6GhCCbA
:D:D:D
Oh crumbs that was a long time coming - off form tonight.
No, it was my big sister, she taught me everything she knows (about chocolate)...ha ha.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Whippet
Digestives
tasty chrunchie bite
until dunked in steamy tea
soggy mess in cup
Tea Hee:D:D That's a yummy one Freckle - well done.Quote:
Originally Posted by freckle
I can't stop laughing :D:D excellent biscuit-based porno poetry everyone :cool: