Today's Joke

[Richard Shlong]

Any better suggestions? This could be how Cannon and Ball started.

The uptake is alternative responses is poor. Thus I will take a second guess at the next time.

....."And the bar man says..."

Assuming this is correct, he continues to say "If your guna bring a bird in here..."

or....

"You can bring birds in here man".

Oh god, I have no idea.